dick of doom

The dreaded Dick of Doom is a feeling of being tired and totally wiped out that comes out of nowhere and slaps you in the face, ruining a fun-filled night out. Abandon all hope when the Dick of Doom appears. Your night is over.

Girl 1: Woo! Let's go to the next club!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't.
Girl 1: WHAT?!
Girl 2: The Dick of Doom just hit me hard.
Girl 1: Shit.

by Trombonafide October 5, 2017

Dickydoo

When a man's belly sticks out further than his dicky do.

Hey did you see the dickydoo on that guy?

by ladyd November 18, 2005

dickydoo

When ones stomach sticks out farther than his Dick does.

Skyler has a dickydoo, look, his stomach sticks out farther than his dickydoo.

by Jon&Clayton June 18, 2005

dickydoo

An outward obstruction between the breast and waist areas, often self induced, protruding from and hanging below the belt line.

1. Hey Justin, look at the dickydoo on that guy!
2. That guy's belly sees more dick than he do.

by theBritisharecoming April 13, 2015

dick-a-doodle

a person who has grandiose and sanctimonious ideas about himself but is obviously ignorant, thoughtless and shallow.

Hey dick-a-doodle, you're not as important as you think you are.

Only a dick-a-doodle can believe that all of his words and actions are gospel.

by inexcelsis July 28, 2012

dick of doom

A rare psychological/physical disease in which a pre-pubescent teenage girl grows a penis, regardless of whether or not she wants one. Scientific name: juebos doces.

example: whys katie blowin testosterone at me today?
i dunno, maybe she grew the dick of doom last night? who knows man...

by genzi January 16, 2004

Swinging Dick Of Doom

A very well educated man, with a razor sharp witt, women fall instantly for him, a real ladies man.

In a fight he is the meanest SOB you would ever want to tangle with. Usually he will suffocate his foe with in thier own asses.

a woman tells her "Oh my god i just met the Swingingdickofdoom!"
the friend replies "Are you kidding me? he is REALLY the most interest man in the world, did you fuck him?"
she replies "i couldnt help myself, he is The Swinging Dick of Doom"

by Swinging Dick Of Doom May 10, 2011