Dickbangle

Somebody who pretends to hide their intelligence

"Joey Essex is such a Dickbangle"

by ledzinger July 5, 2015

dicksand

Describes the sensation of falling into a man's aura and losing ones sense of self.

She saw him from across the room and fell into his dicksand. She no longer knew who she was, nor did she care.

by Etaoin September 9, 2016

dickwankis

Noun Trucker slang for meth amphetamine. Also used as an adjective in describing something'

Hey Murdock, (truck driver handle name) whats up with that Dickwankis?
Adj. Man did you see that girl she looked like Dickwankis

by Redapril June 18, 2017

Dickhance

When you want to enhance something with dicks. Example: You are watching a movie/tv show but there are no dicks in it. You would want to "dickhance" that. Usually said over and over again out of frustration when movies/tv shows choose to show female anatomy over male anatomy.

See "enhance" used in Bladerunner for a better understanding.

dickhance..... DICKHANCE... DICKHANCE!!!!!! Why arn't there ever any dicks in movies or TV.. ARGHHHHHH!!!!!

by Sleepallday August 24, 2017

Dickmantizing

To give such good dick to someone they get on one knee and propose or they fall in love with you

Darrien out here dickmantizing females, they falling for him left and right

by Milk_Dud October 31, 2017

Dicknance

A sex financing term used by whores who desperately need dick and are willing to take on some fuck debt. There are lots of women whose standards are so high they never get any. This is when they'll need to seek a dick loan from their local Dicknancer. This type of sex debt usually involves a contract that allows the Dicknancer to pretty much do whatever he pleases for the length of the Fuckgage. However, these deals can be risky and lead to a woman going Fuckrupt, in which they'll be hard pressed to get any kind of sex, even from the ugliest of men.

Amanda : I haven't been able to get fucked by a hot guy in forever. I'm not the kind of girl that can just settle, I need it all, and most of all sex with a hot guy.

Susan: Sounds like you need a Fuckgage. I can give you the number of a Dicknance Officer I know who gives out some pretty decent dicknancing. He says he can get just about any kind of woman dicknanced, and the terms are pretty reasonable if I remember correctly.

Amanda : As long as I can get fucked great for at least a week I'm down for anything.

2 years later after Amanda is Fuckrupt with 2 kids

Amanda *sobbing* : Why won't anybody be with me anymore?

by Dicknancer November 27, 2018

Dickanne

Dickanne is a very short and annoying character, basically a dwarf.

Person 1: Is that Dickanne?
Person 2: where?
Person 1: Look down
Person 2: There they are

by CrimsonRedux January 27, 2022