Long-dickstance

Fucking bitches, long-dick style, while keeping a safe distance

"Don't wanna catch no feelings. So i fucked her long-dickstance."

by Barry McCockinnerass November 13, 2019

Dickstache

A fake mustache drawn of the head of your penis as a means to enhance your love life.

Knowing she came from a Third World nation, I decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn Dickstache.

by Mochicho February 10, 2009

dicktap

Innovative method of keeping the penis erect during oral sex; replaces and/or compliments a handjob. Performed by stroking the urethral sphincter with the index finger. Feels good for "about ten seconds" per Jason. Pioneered by Laura in 2008.

Laura tapped Jason's dick last night.

I love getting my dick tapped.

Jason didn't enjoy his dicktap session as much as he had hoped.

by TappersDelight July 6, 2008

dickstain

Person that is beneath contempt - needs to work his (or her) way up to be a douchebag

"Hey, Lorelei, there's some guy waving to you from across the street. Who is it?"

"Oh my god, let's get outta here, I don't wanna have to talk to that dickstain!!!"

by Goosehammer September 21, 2009

dickslap

The art of slapping yo dick upside yo biotch's head.

Dammit u ho i told ya to suck it or im gonna dickslap yo skanky ass!

by Darren April 3, 2003

dickslap

To slap your penis over somebody's head or bodily parts

e.g.
Rob took his penis out and slapped it over Callum's head.

by Anon January 13, 2004

Dickslap

A popular chain text message of a man slapping a bimbo in the face with his abnormally large cock.
You must slap someone with this message.
No slap backs

dilt: hey have you seen dickslap yet?

Chris love: yeah I got slapped four times......but not by a text ;)

by Chester_the_molester April 20, 2009