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Dude that chick got railed doggy style while still adhering to government required social dickstansing laws.
by Bobonoscopy March 24, 2020
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Dickstance-- The length of ones penis and/or genitels. Also a way of covertly asking someone, usually a male, less often a hermaphrodite, how long their penis is.
Person#1: Hey Stavi, a hot girl wanted me to ask what your dickstance was.. she looked pretty shagadelic.
Stavi: Man.. My Penis is HUGE.
Stavi: Man.. My Penis is HUGE.
by solstice.barrett February 23, 2010
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Get the dickspin mug.An unpopular colleague or group member with poor social skills. Easy to recognize as they are obnoxiously loud and quite unattractive. This individual often inteferes with personal space and makes rude and inappropriate gestures with his crotch.
by Amix December 23, 2004
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Richard said he was going to come watch the basketball game with us, but then he gave us the dickpan and told us he had to eat alone and didn't want to bother with parking.
by Jon, Chris, and Adam February 27, 2006
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