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dicksterity

1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.
1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.
by Killing Kittens August 3, 2005
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dickstock

1. Characterized by petty selfishness or malice
2. In poor physical condition; sick or debilitated

see buttface
"F*** you, dickstock!"
by anonymous43142 April 1, 2008
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Dickseed

When you fuck a chick, and when you finish you take your condom, blow it up like a balloon, release it into the wind, and when it touches the ground, it sprouts into a dick tree that looks like your dick. It's a sexual ritual and totally bad ass.
Dude1: yo, let's go spread our dickseeds.

Dude2: yeah, I'm tryna.
by Hahathemanayy March 22, 2016
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Dickstracted

When his dick game too strong, you can't focus for another half hour(time variable)
Zack dickstracted me every day last week.
by Tradicktion April 2, 2016
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Dicketrie

A form of trickery where you act like a complete and total dick
When playing a game of pool and you purposely snooker someone that is an act of Dicketrie
by JakAthey November 2, 2018
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Dicksentia

A condition caused by a lack dick
My best friend has dicksentia
by Supreme bliss August 11, 2019
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Dicketh

The mightiest of dicks. They say that size doesn't matter and it's the motion of the ocean and that applies to dicketh. Dicketh might be small but it makes tsunamis while everyone else is in dead waters.
The mighty dicketh is all powerful
by Big boto hammah February 21, 2020
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