Dickening

Rough sex, usually with one male dominating the other partner, resulting in said partner having a limp or mild bruising.

"Why is Shelbie walking funny?"
"Jeff gave her a good dickening after the party last night."
"Ouch."

by SemenSponge June 15, 2014

Why you dickin me son?

A term used when somone screws you over.

It was the last game of the season and he didnt catch the ball and I yelled at him, WHY YOU DICKIN ME SON?

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

dick on fire

The action of a male lighting his pubic hair on fire.

-Dude, we're getting bored tonight.
-How'bout a dick on fire?
-Yeah, plus all the chicks at this party are ugly!
-All right, bro, pass the lighter!

by Antoinou May 25, 2010

Dickening

Lovemaking performed by a dick that is so good it haunts you

Chad gave me a dickening last week and I think I may need to see an exorcist

by Chady Chaderson August 14, 2019

Mack Dicking

The morning after a man has had sex with a woman, he ejaculates on her sleeping chest. So that when she wakes she'll find a fresh deposit of semen, reminding her of his love.

David: " Hey bro , how'd it go last night with Susan?"

Mike: "Awesome, totally spent the night over at her house, even gave her a good ol' Mack Dicking this morning."

by steveymac December 13, 2016

cheese dickin

Not paying attention or doing something irrelevant to what your supposed to be doing.

"Quit cheese dickin and pay attention!"

by DunnD54 October 25, 2008

dickmonger

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual

1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!

by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005