by simeezy April 17, 2018
by Queenuzi January 26, 2019
by msizzlepp August 16, 2021
When an emotional attachment is formed from being f*cked by a sturdy shlong with good girth and the woman starts seeing said shlong owner as a prince from a fairytale about to sweep her off her feet and take her to a castle to be married.
"Oh gosh darn it, Chad dickmatized me again. I know he's a serial cheater and has connections to the mafia, but I'm sure this time he's the one I've been waiting for!"
"Serial killer + dickmatizing skill = Prince Charming"
"Serial killer + dickmatizing skill = Prince Charming"
by Lizardmcgdoogle June 17, 2025
by CaptainTennille February 04, 2024
When he bends your frame so perfectly, the absolute best you’ve ever been bent that it makes you change your relationship status on Facebook.
by PushaP March 22, 2024