What you give your crush then she declines and you get sad and depressed and start to stress eat then you become obese *starts crying* then she fucks your best friend and licks the cum off the couch while your jacking off to her pics and she comes to your house and you get a boner and she cuts your penis off.
Hey did you see that fuckboys dick? YEAH HE SENT HIS DIC PIC TO MEEEEE AND IVE BEEN FAPPING EVER SINCE
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dyslexic
I couldn't spell dyslexic, so started typing it like this in chat and text, now we all just type and say it like this.
By the way I am dic-lec-lic
I couldn't spell dyslexic, so started typing it like this in chat and text, now we all just type and say it like this.
By the way I am dic-lec-lic
by Frank5 November 4, 2011
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What you call the boy (or dick-owner) that you just want to fuck and leave. In other words, a playful term for a one night stand.
That guy last night was just a dic livery.
Ugh, my dic livery wanted to hang out today, I had to unadd him.
Ugh, my dic livery wanted to hang out today, I had to unadd him.
by cavebat June 1, 2021
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by Inimikal June 18, 2018
Get the Dic wiz mug.1. (n.) An apple computer which spontaneously rejects certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
2. (v.) The act of an apple computer spontaneously rejecting certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
3. (n.) An apple computer that acts arbitrarily douchey
2. (v.) The act of an apple computer spontaneously rejecting certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
3. (n.) An apple computer that acts arbitrarily douchey
1. "I was trying to plan my wedding with my cyber-boyfriend last night but it was hard cause my computer was being such a dic mac."
2. "Dude, your computer is dic-macking you right now. All I heard was the end of 'totally'."
3. "What is up with this dic mac? Did you abuse it as a calculator or something?"
2. "Dude, your computer is dic-macking you right now. All I heard was the end of 'totally'."
3. "What is up with this dic mac? Did you abuse it as a calculator or something?"
by Ilovemycyberboyfriend August 31, 2010
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