deuce

1° In cards, the 2
2° The finger
3° The act of shitting

1° In hearts, you start with the deuce of clubs
2° heh strongbad just gave you the deuce!
3° That kid just deuced on my lawn!

by jacob88 August 9, 2005

deuce

To give a person a ride to a predetermined destination.

Jen: ahh ok i gotta decide what type of zombie i will be
Steve: What options you thinkin about?

Jen: hmm.. prostitute zombie?
Steve: ...I think that is a splendid idea. Do you need a ride there? I'd be happy to deuce you.

by streetshark86 October 30, 2011

deuce

2 mile track event. 3218 meters.

im running the deuce tomorrow morning at the track meet.

by joe June 27, 2005

deuce

A rabbit with colorings similar to a Butterfinger.

Dude, deuce pissed on Mary's blanket.

Shit, hide it in the corner, maybe she'll forget.

by Kyle March 12, 2005

deuce

An act of immense aiming ability while giving a facial. The donor is not satisfied just to coat face of recipient, but also looks to fill not one, but both nostrils.

The old lady couldnt help but admire my talents after I pulled off the deuce.

by SL2000 October 12, 2008

deuce

a way of calling someone stupid or retarded looking.

look at that stupid face! he's a all dueced out, DEUCE!

by KornFromPico August 8, 2006

deuce

Someone who is generally unliked, or considered a "fag".

Wow, that kid is such a deuce.

by Zac Lemons December 25, 2007