if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
by Stefan Woo March 1, 2005
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I went on a journey with my boy Demitri the other day and saw aliens that looked like Hindu gods, I was trippin balls.
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Get the Demitra mug.A Denita is a very beautiful girl, with a very well rounded personality. She can be athletic at times and can dress up at times, but no matter what she's doing she always manages to look like a goddess. Denita's are very fun people to be with, and can instantly make any situation better. Usually associated with some type of Marquis, she can be often seen with him sharpening her basketball skills. And maybe more. Denitas aren't mean but will not take any bullshit, and will not fight unless provoked. She can make any dude fall in love with her because of her personality mixed with her beautiful looks. Having sex with A Denita one time will get you addicted, due to it being the best you've ever had and will have. Likes to be called Princess.
De'Cantrell: Yo that Denita girl fine as hell!
Ka'Timothy: Osrs I wish that was all mine!
Marquis: Shut the fuck up before both of y'all catch these bitches y'all know that's all me.
Ka'Timothy: Osrs I wish that was all mine!
Marquis: Shut the fuck up before both of y'all catch these bitches y'all know that's all me.
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Get the Denita mug.The absolute worst goal you can ever picture in the history of any sport. Often times, Demitri goals can be seen in NHL 08, when incredibly terrible goals are scored. However, more often than not, give the controller to a person who cannot play the game at all, and atleast 1 demitri goal will be scored.
Sam and Jason are playing NHL 08. Sam shoots the puck from the point. It bounces off of 3 players, hits the back of the boards, bounces back, hits the goalie in the head, hits the post, comes back and hits the goalie in the back and trickles in.
Jason "That was such a demitri goal".
Jason "That was such a demitri goal".
by merhotty91 April 29, 2008
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Daniel: Wow, she's so beautiful, I would love to tap that.
Sergio: Eyy, don't talk like that about Daritza, she's not someone you would want to fool around with.
Daniel: And why's that?
Sergio: Because once you get to know her, you will fall in love.
Sergio: Eyy, don't talk like that about Daritza, she's not someone you would want to fool around with.
Daniel: And why's that?
Sergio: Because once you get to know her, you will fall in love.
by Soccer.lover010011 June 23, 2018
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