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Delayed zombie

Someone that is neurologically tortured and purposefully delayed so they don't develop or get to experience life fully and are almost always tortured and have no control over their own body because of masochistic sadism. They don't even get to experience euphoria and are manipulated and kill themselves usually by age 30.
She's a delayed zombie you can dip your stick anytime they don't actually count at people.
by anonymous April 5, 2022
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Delayed

SWF or Southwest florida BETA is basically a roblox game that hasn't been updated for over 3 months and people gone crazy about it
random 1: where is update swf didn't update for too long is it Delayed?
random 2: update in 3
random 1: 3 what? days or hours?
random 2: idk just 3
random 2: proceeds to tag @everyone
Sello1 : you gonna get used to it
by Sello1 April 22, 2022
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Delayeded

Double delayed. Twice over use of the pronoun “delayed
Bob: Hey Johnson, did you complete the graph from yesterday?
Johnson: Sorry Bob, I delayeded it. You should’ve asked me 4 hrs earlier.
by GWordIsBond June 16, 2022
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Delayeded

Delayeded meaning to over delay. Double do your over late time. Basically, you’re more than late. Unacceptable fault.
Bob: Johnson, where’s the report?
Johnson: Sorry, Bob, I got Delayeded with the previous 10 assignments you gave me.
by GWordIsBond June 16, 2022
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Delayed Rizz

When you are a little ugly, but you look better after some time.
"Yo bro, your girl is kinda ugly" ... "Nah, man you just needa wait a little, she got that delayed rizz"
by Azamael February 22, 2023
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Delayed Reaction Syndrome

The act of either not having fast reactions in general, or delaying your reactions on purpose. May be shortened to DRS. Another word for this is "being a lazy piece of shit". DRS is normally present in people who couldn't give two shits about the world around them, even their friends.
Example:
1: Dude, why did you let the ball go into the goal?
2: What do you mean?
3: Dude, I think you have Delayed Reaction Syndrome
2: I'm not that lazy
1: Then why didn't you save it?
2: I don't know man
1: I think you're just a lazy piece of shit
3: For real
by spriggan. September 14, 2023
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Delayed Backflip

An impressive backward somersault done by lifting the arms and legs very slowly making it look like in slow motion.
IShowSpeed is the only online streamer with the smoothest delayed backflip.

Wow, did you see how smooth his delayed backflip was?

I'm trying to practice delayed backflip but my brain says no.
by Oumuamua February 20, 2024
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