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Mustache Denial

A person's lack of acknowledgment that they have excess facial hair above the lip area and require a shave.
Munam is in serious mustache denial.
by Poormansalmanac April 28, 2010
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double denim

A way to dress that mixes trash and class: Denim on the top and bottom.
Werd homesauce, that hydro worker is sporting some sick double denim.
by DaRoof Fiddler February 9, 2009
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Yankee Denial

A New York Yankee fan's inability to process, discuss or even defend their organization's ever-expanding, rediculously large payroll, and annual rape of the free agent market with bloated contract offers.
An average exchange:

Me - "Did you know Alex Rodriguez is worth as much as the Kansas City Royals?"

Joe - "I bet you's can't count to 27, can yuh?"

Me - "You do realize the Yankees out-spent the average MLB payroll by more than $113 million dollars this season?"

Joe - "Derek Jeter is gonna be president one day."

Me - "I'm sure anyone would be better than our current leader. You do realize the Yankees have produced the highest payroll in baseball 16 of the past 17 seasons?"

Joe - "That Ryan Zimmerman sure would look nice in pinstripes!"

Me - "Ugh..."

Joe - "I listen to 'Enter Sandman' before breakfast every morning."

Me - "Great song. You do realize the Yankees have the highest paid starters in the MLB at six different positions?"

Joe - "Start spreadin' the news!"

Me - "You, my man, are drenched in a case of Yankee Denial."

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by cjavysanchez13 October 16, 2011
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Denim basket

When a guy wears jeans that are too tight and you can see the outline of his package in pretty good detail.
I didn't realize it at the time, but once I saw the holiday pictures, I was embarrassed to see my dad's denim basket.
by TotoMMB January 6, 2011
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Eggs on denim

When a guy wears his blue jeans without wearing any underwear.
J: "I don't have any clean underwear."
K: "Just go eggs on denim."
by j-love July 5, 2004
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Unprovoked Denial

The unconscious tendency for a guilty or otherwise culpable individual to offer unsolicited excuses, explanations or clarifications out of interrogative context.
If someone explicitly states, "I'm perfectly normal" when there has been no preceding accusation to the contrary--that's an example of Unprovoked Denial...kinda like "No Collusion" or "No Obstruction".
by YAWA April 4, 2019
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justin bieber wanna be in denial

anyone who has a hairstyle like Justin bieber. These people will deny liking justin bieber but if you actually knew the you would find out that they watch his videos online and love his music. these people can aften be caught humming the tune to "baby baby baby"
wow, that guy is such a justin bieber wanna be in denial
by bambambam321 July 12, 2010
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