dickwad

Dickwad is a word to describe Kaleb. Now Kaleb is a cool guy. But hes also a dickwad. Now being a dickwad is not a bad thing. Some people like dickwads. A dickwad is a person who is ususally tall strange and metrosexual.

Kaleb is a dickwad. Oh what a dickwad he is.

by anonomous March 20, 2005

Dickwad

Cloth, paper or hay placed at the base of the penis' urethra to ensure more penetrative ejaculation. The concept originated in the 1770s to increase the range of a cannon.

Customer: Hi, I need some dickwad.

Chemist: I'm afraid we only have hay in stock at the moment. Will that do?

Customer: That's fine. Do you have anything I can ram it down with?

Chemist: Anything thin enough will work. Why not try a Laverick? They are on offer at the moment. Buy one get another half price.

Customer: Ok, thanks. I'll do that.

by Cherie Booth September 6, 2009

Dickwad

The wad of smegma rolled off your penis into a ball.

Today I ate some of my own dickwad. Yumm!!

by Kevin Ladd January 17, 2008

dickwad

Robert McColley of ComputekMD. If haters keep taking this definition down I will just keep putting it back up so stop tryin' chumps!

BLEEP! BLEEP! (Nextel radio sound) HEY DICKWAD! WHERE ARE YA?

by Guess Whoooooo? March 1, 2005

Dickwad

A wad of dick, usually a homosexual orgy.

Man he's in a dickwad.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

dickwad

Wad of dick. Also known as "dickwaaaaaaaaad" when spoken.

Hey dickwaaaaaaaaad(dickwad), where's my blackberry?

by Richard Wadd June 11, 2006

Dickwad

An individual whose dick becomes wadified. “Your dick is in a wad” is synonymous with “Your trousers are in a twist”. Could also be used insultingly to describe someone’s lack of masculinity, or the scrunched up appearance of one’s penis.

For example:

Sally: “Jerry’s such a dickwad.”

Jim: “Tell me about it. He’s shriveled.”

by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009