Decapitated Turtle

When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.

Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.

by Lee puff and dust August 28, 2009

decabox

The decabox is the ultimate in television news graphics technology. It involves any assortment of 10 experts simultaneously displayed on the screen. Each talking head is made so small as to render the speaker unrecognizable on any television smaller than 61 inches.

Fox News had 10 political analysts talking at the same time, so they had to resort to using the fabled decabox. Their heads were so small that you couldn't tell who they were.

by Farlig December 22, 2008

Decapitated

An awesome death metal band from Poland.

Decapitated are better than you.

by zappp November 15, 2005

decapitation fetish

One who gets sexually aroused by severed heads have a decapitation fetish.

While people may consider this a serious mental or psychological disorder, it is better characterized as a hidden, barbaric side of the person.

As with any other fetish, the person is still socially acceptable, as long as nobody finds out and he/she can keep his/her thoughts in control.

Swinging his axe at the elven archer, he violently severs her beautiful face from her shoulders. As Elnaira's beheaded body falls to the ground, Bronsk grabs her decapitated head by her soft hair and comtemplates his new trophy: her peaceful blue eyes staring into nothingness, her blood-soaked mouth invitingly open, her tongue ready to caress his orcish phallus...

Bronsk would take the leader's head back home and release his barbaric lust by violently thrusting through its every orifice... then putting it on a stake outside, and then proceed to ejaculate on Elnaira's sweet features as a last act of lust and disgrace to her.

by Bronsk the Orc January 3, 2005

Decapitalk

Noun
Pertaining to or speaking of decapitations. Common in the film "X-Men Origins: Wolverine."

"Wow, I just saw the new X-Men."
"Haha damn, there was a lot of decapitalk in that."

by caciamaan00 May 2, 2009

decablelized

What the cable company does when they figure out your stealing cable.

"Dude - WTF?! I came home from work today and I've been decablelized. Shit!"

by winegirly October 14, 2005

Decaf poisoned

When, unbeknownst to you, the regular coffee pot at work actually contains decaf coffee causing mid-morning head nods, yawns, headaches, and sluggishness.

I would have finished that assignment this morning, but I couldn't because it turns out that I was decaf poisoned. I fell asleep at my desk!

by coffeegirl678 August 25, 2011