Mouth Daycare

When a man drops his seed in your mouth, therefore your mouth is considered a daycare for dropping the kids off

Damn, that girl gotta mouth daycare! She swallow like a goat

by unknownperson001 February 5, 2023

doggy daycare hangover

What your dog is after spending time at doggy daycare.

When I picked Bailey up from boarding, she clearly had a doggy daycare hangover. After spending a week running around with her puppy pals, peeing freely and hardly napping… it’s like she partied like is was 1999!

by GlazeHer August 6, 2023

dougie daycare

Local name for Douglas College in Vancouver, BC.

"I'm a university student."
"No you're not bro, you go to dougie daycare!"

by .ner February 29, 2024

Jew Daycare

Any employment of a woman in the workforce.

Andy: Jane, nice to see you how are the kids?

Jane: Good!They're in Jew daycare during the week while I slave away for the man.

by Bikewasstolen June 22, 2025

jewish daycare

Western civilization has become a degenerate dumping ground made up of unwashed, 3rd world hordes and blacks, all driven by the jewish need for non-homogenous societies and slave wage laborers, intended to replace the White founding stock.
When White populations and their tax dollars are forced to look after these burdens on society while dealing with their excessive crime rates, it is known as jewish daycare.

"Hey Chad did you see that Tyrone stomping on the head of that elderly White man."
"Yes I did, its jewish daycare every single time."

by HeinousAeinous August 3, 2025

Someone at daycare

This is cringe dumbass comeback to someone basically the definition of ‘someone at daycare’ is when someone (a depressing person to humaniy and society/) will be saying this to someone else when they got no comebacks

Person 1: hey bro why r u so weird
Person 2: your someone at daycare
Person 3: HAHA IM IN!
Person 4: *SHOOTS*
Person 1: *STABS PERSON 4*

by Goathreearningreat July 15, 2023

someone at daycare

Stupid ass comeback bruv

Its stupid definition of someone at daycare is a dumbass comebacl

by Goathreearningreat July 15, 2023