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Computer Dating

Computer Dating

It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"

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Online Dating
Computer Dating:

Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
by rzhhhh June 21, 2011
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Dating

Normally a meeting for two people to get together and see what the other person is like. In Middle School and below, the term is used as an excuse to kiss people. Commonly mistaken with young puppy love
Daughter: Dad, Brian and I are dating.
Dad: Honey, you're five.
by TheShadow3002 August 7, 2015
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Expiration Dating

Expiration Dating

ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\

: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date
The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"

The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."

The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."

(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)
by murdadrum January 4, 2014
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loosely dating

More than friends but not quite in a relationship so both are still considered single yet are some what together
No we are not really together were just loosely dating
by Loonygoon December 9, 2015
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Lightly Dating

Where both people have been open about their feelings for each other and are currently doing dating activities together, but have not made the full commitment of actual dating.

Different from casual dating in the sense that both parties are desiring a deeper commitment and does not entirely include using the tags "Boyfriend/Girlfriend."
Me: Yeah we're just lightly dating right now.

Friend: Oh cool, when are you gonna actually ask her?

Me: idk yet man, we're just waiting.
by yaboyezach May 25, 2018
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Exclusively Dating

When stubborn people don't want to say they are dating, but in reality they are.
Mason and Michelle are "exclusively dating", even though they are a couple by now.
by The Gay Boyfriend December 5, 2018
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shadow dating

When you’re with a girl for an extended period of time but none of your real friends have ever met or seen her.
Kaleb has been shadow dating a girl for two years. Who the fuck is she?
by SCHLONG DONG 85 November 5, 2021
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