Davenport depth charge

The act of cupping ones hand over his rectum while in the shower allowing his hand to fill with water, then farting with force to evacuate the water, in essence, water bonging his own fart.
Pulled off such a horrible Davenport depth charge that I had to retile the bathroom. I now know not to eat in the shower
by We5ticle5 January 08, 2021
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Davenport Dick

Davenport: A series of sofas produced by the now-defunct A.H. Davenport Company.
Dick: A man's unit.
Davenport Dick: The act of putting a man's unit underneath the cushion to simulate doggy-style sex.
When asked if I got laid last night, my reply was simply: "No, I had to Davenport Dick it."
by Bonquisha Malone September 11, 2012
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Davenport Handshake

A large athletic built woman who can pick up a miniature man with her thumb in his butthole to perform the art of falatio while holding him up
Man, I went to Davenport Iowa and met this huge bitch, she gave me the nastiest Davenport handshake of my life.
by Koolaid24 July 01, 2024
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Stephanie Davenport

She is the best part of Worldwide Flight Services
She’s amazing, definitely a Stephanie Davenport
by Sammael November 27, 2021
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dust the davenport

She wears a monocle now so she id Known to dust the Davenport.
by Coolmomdee March 17, 2018
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Davenport Steamer

Verb - The act of smashing out someone's windshield then squatting and taking a shit on their dashboard. This probably originated in Davenport, IA where people do this all the time.
That fucker cut me off, so I followed him to the restaurant and did a Davenport Steamer on his new ride. Imagine the look on his face when he comes out of the restaurant with his girl and sees his windshield smashed out and a fresh shit loaf on his dashboard!
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021
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