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danglecock

an individual that sees wet meat but can't bar up. Anyone who acts in a manner too limpid to be taken seriously. A retard; anyone who acts like a retard. Clinically; anyone who flops at an angle of greater than 45 degrees whilst standing upright with a full erection.

A pathetic individual. A failure of said individual to comprehend life in general.
"If you cannot perform even the simplest of tasks then I'm going to have to diagnose you with the worst case of danglecock I've ever seen"
by Polish Rob May 12, 2006
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Beef Dangles

Sean: Yo dude i was playing NHL 10 last night and i busted out some mad beef dangles.
Jake: Doubt it.
by Mr Dangle Pants November 8, 2009
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dangles

Ive never heard this term used to refer to a gay person, Ive only heard it referring to people as the shit. That person is cool or such.
by RagePrblm February 27, 2005
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Dangles

The last name of a highly successful Irish/Greek family in Chicago. The Dangles name holds huge presence in the Chicago Stock Exchange and owns retail stores, restaurants and taverns. The family name is also prevalent in the law enforcement community.
Tom: How much money?
George: I'm talking about some serious Dangles dollars

Dangles put that guy away for 25 years.
by T.C. April 11, 2005
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dangleslodge

*male genitalia while flaccid and swinging.

#pronounced (dangle-slodge)
1.) I slap your mother in the face with my large swingin dangleslodge.

2.) Every swingin dangleslodge in the room has put the dangleslodge in your mother.

3.) Daniel Tosh has a small nonswingin dangleslodge.

4.) I slapped your daughter with my dangleslodge.

5.) Your dog bit my dangleslodge.

6. My dangleslodge is throbbing.
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Dangleballs

The presence of the male scrotum in your throat.
Jenny: Omg! I have dangleballs after teabagging Miguel last night.

Sheila: TMI!!!!
by LatinLover12345 March 30, 2010
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Dangles

A Caribbean term used to describe a woman likes men with a lot of money.
D: She get nuff man with money.
K: She's a dangles buddy.
by Yuhgyulman March 5, 2019
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