The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.

Me: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
My friends: STOP IT!
Me: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

by Spaz” January 27, 2021

Darth Federer

A nick-name for Roger Federer. The greatest tennis player and gentleman of all-time. When he swears at the umpire, people take his side because he never loses.

See Meastro

Dude 1: When I first saw Darth Federer's shot I thought it was clearly out but the I realized that he never loses so it must have been in.

Dude 2: This is true. His presence on the court is immaculate.

by Maestro732 November 18, 2009

darth tater

1) Starwars themed potato head
2) English Classroom Bathroom pass

Mr.Mateas wouldnt let Janine go use the bathroom without taking Darth tater with her.

by Lindina October 13, 2006

daghan

A badass with a huge dick who's pretty much perfect in everyway

Oh look it's daghan

by Daghan March 17, 2019

darth vader

The coolest cinematic villain in existance, that is until the...what? Padme?


*dramatic pause*


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Darth Vader is cool, but uh...just don't talk about Padme...

by Cheesebadger July 15, 2005

Daghestan

A part of Russia, located in the Caucasus Mountains north of Azerbaijan, that along with its neighbor Chechnya, has become another hellhole because of al-Qaeda. Daghestan is home to small tribes of people speaking over thirty languages, some Caucasic (e.g. Avar, Lak, Rutul, Bezhta, Dido, Lezgin, Tsakhur etc.), Turkic (e.g. Noghai and Kumyk), Semitic (e.g. Assyrian, Hebrew and Arabic), Indo-European (e.g. Russian, Armenian, Greek etc.), and even Tungusic (e.g. Kalmyk, a close relative to Mongolian).

The Dept. of the State has issued travelers' advisories for people who want to visit Daghestan from Azerbaijan: don't even think about it. The borders are closed!

by pentozali April 14, 2006

Darth Maul Toke

When smoking a joint, one standard toke is taken before then inhaling the smoke from the lit end of the joint.

(Originated from Banchory, Scotland)

Junkie : Hey man go do a darth maul toke

Junkie 2: What's the hell is a darth maul toke??

Junkie: Its when you toke the joint then toke the lit end without touching it

Junkie 2: Ohhhh shit like darth mauls lightsaber I get it

by OldBiscuit April 8, 2020