dafuq

1. a shortened term of the colloquialism "what the fuck".
2. used in several popblogs such as dafuq.biz and dafuq-posts.tumblr.com to indicate comedic or bizarre content.
3. An internet meme caption attached to images to indicate the image is comedic or bizarre to societal norms. Commonly seen on popblog icanhascheezburger.com.

what dafuq is this?

by loverlyidear August 7, 2012

daruderoll

when you ask for the music in a Youtube vid and a troll answers with Darude - Sandstorm. Similar to rickroll.

Guy: what's that music at 1:06
Troll: Darude - Sandstorm
Guy: Damn i got daruderolled again...

by B52Stratofortress November 29, 2014

DaRude Revoultion

A Revoultion of very rude people who need to be cool kids.

There Is a DaRude Revoultion on Twitter all the time.

by Call Me Logic January 13, 2015

Dafuq

What the fuck?

Casey: I want some handcuffs for Christmas.
Casey's boyfriend: DAFUQ?!

by FUNNIEST BITCH EVER December 4, 2012

dafuki

A definition of Hebrew origin. Commonly used to describe an insane guy or a person that rarely thinks of the outcomes of his behavior.

You'll never guess what I did today.. I drove my car without looking.

Oh my god, you are such a dafuki!

by shaul August 26, 2005

Dawud

A man who is a complete badass in what he does

And owns all the bitches

Can have a spectacularly large knob
And is said to become ruler of the earth

Dawud Ahmed lone

by Ghdash June 20, 2013

Darude Sandstorm

A song that will make you gush out rivers through your genitals as it has the power to penetrate your soul and fill it with utter euphoric harmonies. It's basically the best song ever.

-Hey, what song should I use for Gregayahu's Bar Mitzvah?
-Dude you GOTTA use Darude Sandstorm! It'll make the whole place turn into a knocked up Lil Jon concert replica in 3.2 nanoseconds!

by Mirislav Klose July 6, 2014