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Pizza Lap Dance

The warm feeling of holding a pizza on the way home
When coming home from domino's, Derrick called pizza lap dance
by Jeff Larington May 15, 2010
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belly dance

An ancient form of dance, originating in the Middle East and/or the African continent, of which American "tribal belly dance" and "fusion dance" are offshoots. True belly dance is far older than any modern dance (including ballet) and requires far more skill, artistry, and coordination than any so-called "industrial" or "gothic" dance (neither of which are formally recognized as authentic by any established institution). Belly dance has no relation to "strip tease" or "pole dancing;" its roots and heritage may extend as far back as the time of the Pharoahs, and as such it is one of the oldest forms of dance in the world.

True students of belly dance do NOT do it for the "titillation" of men, and as such they almost never perform at bachelor parties or strip clubs. The type of "dancing" performed at such events - while appearing similar to an ignorant individual - has nothing to do with authentic belly dance.

In the West, women who perform bellydance are often accused of being "sluts," "dirty," "cheap," or "trashy." This is due to two factors: 1) The ignorance of most of the Western world of any cultural phenomenon which is not part of their narrow sphere of understanding, and 2) The refusal of individuals (primarily men, but women as well) to take responsibility for their own opinions and reactions to the imagery of belly dancing and those who perform it.
"I love the art of belly dance; it makes me feel good about myself, and about my body; it is beautiful and graceful; it keeps me in shape, and it's fun."
by JohnDavidJames April 10, 2010
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Spoon Dance

Inevitably using your spoon to submerge fresh crunchy cereal in milk, because some how it makes it taste better.
<Kev's bowl is overflowing with Frosted Flakes so he must do the spoon dance carefully>
by KetchupVSKatsup August 16, 2011
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Dancesafe

Harm reduction organization focused around club drugs, mainly ecstasy.
You can mail in ecstasy pills and they will lab test them for you, and post the picture and what's in them on their website so you know wtf you're ingesting.
Person 1: I love dancesafe!
Person 2: Yeah, dude! I found out that E pill I was gonna take had hella ketamine in it! I'm glad I tested it!
by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009
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dance boner

The generation of a spontaneous erection generated from the friction generated from vigorous, shameless grinding.
"I totally popped a dance boner last night when I was grinding on Jenny."
by Cliff Thomas June 13, 2005
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step-dancer

When your kid is being raised by a dancer after divorce
Crying shame kid gets stuck with the step-dancer. Oh I don't know karma is a bitch

God might bust a knee like Tonya Harding
by Tonythetiler April 26, 2021
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Happy Dance

After experiencing a wonderful orgasm during romantic sexual intercourse, at least one of the participants playfully bounds and dances around the room, smiling ear to ear with the happiest face you’ve ever seen.
There is nothing quite so beautiful and rewarding as watching her happy dance go on and on after she experienced such a satisfying orgasm.
by RayRayBeLove 2018 February 24, 2019
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