Some of the time, they can be very nice. Most of the time, unfortunately, they are pieces of shit that want you to bend the rules just for them. If they complain to your boss, don't bother telling your side of the story because you just can't win.
by Adrian January 7, 2009
Get the customer mug.A dumbfuck customer who asks stupid questions and wants to prank the waiter at a restaurant. They then wonder why the waiter looks at them as if they were fucked in the head.... The moral of the story... THE WAITER'S JOB IS TO BE RESPECTED!
Customer Tool 1: "Can you please see if you have diabeteic dessert?" (giggling to other douche bag tools at their table)
Customer Tool 2: Do you have a camera you can lend us?
Customer 3: Do you have a kid's playroom? (At a fine dining restaurant where the restaurant is not there for a child's entertainment- a park is across the road)
Waiter: I have to respect your jobs, so respect mine- BIATCH! Do I look like fuckin' Kodak?
Customer Tool 2: Do you have a camera you can lend us?
Customer 3: Do you have a kid's playroom? (At a fine dining restaurant where the restaurant is not there for a child's entertainment- a park is across the road)
Waiter: I have to respect your jobs, so respect mine- BIATCH! Do I look like fuckin' Kodak?
by Snezzle July 8, 2010
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is a re-offender. someone who is not intelligent , keeps committing the same crimes. this repeat customer has purchased alot of services from the policy enforcement companys, jails, prisons, the BAR , and the courts.
a customer is a slippery fish to catch.
this is why the ''fish'' was drawn on john podestas hand and on the other hand a ''14''; for the National debt.
location of the debtor; the u.s. is a foreign corporation with respect to a state . the u.s. is located in the district of columbia. the usa is also an insolvent corporation (zombie) that has been continueing to operate. this is why it is important to get as many ''repeat customers'' into the system to make money off of them. and also to elimnate debt (14.4 National debtor citizen) anyone that is costing the corporation money is an unwanted expense, a liability , a threat to the financial well being of the u.s. . and that is terrifying. my friends this war is on humanity , so try not to be a customer, especially a repeat customer nor a debt, cuz thats a threat , and that is terryfying; and the war on terror (humanity) (anyone that costs and does not make money more that they consume ,,, is on the kill list
a customer is a slippery fish to catch.
this is why the ''fish'' was drawn on john podestas hand and on the other hand a ''14''; for the National debt.
location of the debtor; the u.s. is a foreign corporation with respect to a state . the u.s. is located in the district of columbia. the usa is also an insolvent corporation (zombie) that has been continueing to operate. this is why it is important to get as many ''repeat customers'' into the system to make money off of them. and also to elimnate debt (14.4 National debtor citizen) anyone that is costing the corporation money is an unwanted expense, a liability , a threat to the financial well being of the u.s. . and that is terrifying. my friends this war is on humanity , so try not to be a customer, especially a repeat customer nor a debt, cuz thats a threat , and that is terryfying; and the war on terror (humanity) (anyone that costs and does not make money more that they consume ,,, is on the kill list
''repeat customers'' into the system to make money off of them. and also to elimnate debt (14.4 National debtor citizen) anyone that is costing the corporation money is an unwanted expense, a liability , a threat to the financial well being of the u.s. . and that is terrifying. my friends this war is on humanity , so try not to be a customer, especially a repeat customer nor a debt, cuz thats a threat , and that is terryfying; and the war on terror (humanity) (anyone that costs and does not make money more that they consume ,,, is on the kill list
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by macnotpc July 24, 2011
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we should be slow today conditions outside are life threatening.
just wait for the apocalypse customers!
just wait for the apocalypse customers!
by Armondo72 November 12, 2010
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That guy keeps finding little glitches in our program, and it's taking like 5 hours a week of our time just to help one person. Plus he's always sending spam and we're getting letters from ISP's. He is a VERY BAD COSTOMER.
That guy keeps finding little glitches in our program, and it's taking like 5 hours a week of our time just to help one person. Plus he's always sending spam and we're getting letters from ISP's. He is a VERY BAD COSTOMER.
by Benjamin A December 14, 2008
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