cutler

CUTLER / or past / CUTLERED

-A situation in which one panics causing them to completely fuck-up (mess-up) the situation.

-To do awful when it's not normally a difficult task.
-A major fail, having an effect on to what is also all around the person.

"If you don't relax and just concentrate, you're going to totally cutler (fuck-up) this test."
"Wow, you really cutlered that , and what started as no problems, became nothing but problems for yourself."
"He was a mess and cutlered every time he was put on the spot."
"I've been doing nothing but cutlering (mess-up, do terrible) everything later."

by muggster November 13, 2016

cuntledingus

Used to describe one or many idiots that choose to perform cunnilingus for public viewing.

Did you see that cuntledingus? Fuhhhh

I wasnt a huge fan of that porno, there were too many cuntledingi

by _Tbaby February 19, 2020

jay cutlering

(verb): The act of looking uninspired and lazy while doing a job that you are overpaid to do.

"Yeah, it's not pretty but I am jay cutlering my way through it".

by Bexol December 17, 2014

Tender Cutlets

Female with sore, tender pussy lips from a good old deep dicking.

I’m so sore today. I’ve got tender cutlets.

I dicked her good last night. She got them tender cutlets today.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017

Curdled Menstrual Chunks

A mentrual flow that has passed its expiration date and has become rife with mold, bile and excretory chunks.

I tried to eat out Michelle, but her lack of hygiene, combined with the time of the month, resulted in my getting a mouthful of curdled menstrual chunks.

by TastyChunks January 7, 2010

Gentleman Jay Cutler

A professional football player who cries like a puss until he gets traded, acquires a fat multi-year contract, and everybody says they love him. When accomplished he puts on an Armani suit and smiles.

"Looks like Gentleman Jay Cutler just threw another interception...what a fucking tool!"

by MileHighIdiot October 29, 2009

cuttlefishing

Hanging around in groups of women and acting like they do so as to fool other males into thinking you are not a threat. At the same time you show off many of your manly qualities to the woman to try and get them to sleep with you. Comes from Wild Cuttlefish changing half of their camouflage, the bit facing another male, to female colours while putting on an amazing colour display on the side facing the female. This is so they can mate easily without fighting with other males.

I went out with all my female friends from work last night, to a cocktail bar talking about summer clothes, babies and relationships I was proper cuttlefishing tying to get in their pants.

by scumbag college dunce June 27, 2014