cuntception 

(cun-ˈtsep-shən)

1- When a person is such a cunt, that its own cunt has a cunt. A real shitty bitch.

2- Trickery used when trying to woo a female into sleeping with you.

1- Boy, that cunt is a true master of cuntception.

2- She plays hard to get, but with a little cuntception, shell be squirting in my face in no time!

cuntception by qinsanep March 19, 2015

rose-cunted glasses

- to look back on a past relationship and exaggerate about how good the sex was.

"Whenever he thought about their time together he always did so through rose-cunted glasses."

rose-cunted glasses by spookfish March 10, 2015

cunterfuck 

Someone who is an annoying son of a bitch.

John is a cunterfuck.

cunterfuck by Mr. T May 5, 2004

cunterific 

The art of being a fabulous, or terrific, cunt.

Jill made some guy sing "I'm a Little Teapot" in order to recieve his wallet that she had found and informed him to address her as MS. Cunt. It was a cunterific day.

cunterific by Melanie Hale September 9, 2008

Cunted as Fuck

Cunted as Fuck is the state one gets in, usually during a night on the town, or at a housparty, or in some of our cases - whenever humanly possible.

Typically drug/drink induced.

"Fuck me, 'm cunted as fuck. Them eckies made my legs not work'"

Cunted as Fuck by Bartholomew James Wildebeast the Third March 19, 2005

cuntelope 

Affectionate term for your produce-playmate

After microwaving the melon to the appropriate temperature and drilling a hole to allow for insertion, John enjoyed an evening of passionate conversation with his cuntelope.

cuntelope by vegen eviserator January 25, 2011

Cuntentines Day 

Opposite of valentines day basically if yaaaaa hate it :')

Person 1 'happy valentines day!'
Person 2 *dirty look*
Person 2 'happy cuntentines day'

Cuntentines Day by emily&vicki March 2, 2011