Chumpette

Lady version of the term 'chump' meaning: one who makes foolish decisions, or acts with great stupidity.

Megan was such a chumpette for crashing right before the finish of the race.

by AlkalineWinter September 5, 2013

crumpet hole

Another word for a British douche. Also used as another word for a crusty oozing twat

Your a dirty crumpet hole.

Don't stick your Wang in her crumpet hole.

by Portuguese asshole March 9, 2014

Cumletting

The practice of removing toxic ejaculate from the male urethra in order to cure an affliction. Derived from the old medical practice of "bloodletting."

Dustin was running a 99.1 degree fever, and felt it necessary to engage in cumletting in order to cure his plight.

by TheSavantofSavants January 11, 2018

Cumpernikkle

Cum colliding mud air and exploding like a firework on the forth of july

Bro last night Brandon and I cumpernikkled , it was magical

Chris and I finally were able to pull off a decent cumbernikkle, its basically official now

by horndorninthecastle April 3, 2021

Competitive Salary

When your salary is competing against your bills.

The company promised a competitive salary but didn't specify the nature of the competition.

by Rhaydden April 17, 2023

Tuna Crumpets

Hardened sex residue from a filthy woman's vagina.

Janice! Don't flick your tuna crumpets at me you dirty whore!

Tell Tina to stop eating her tuna crumpets, it's disgusting...

by myspace.com/gatesofburial September 1, 2009

Arse Crumpet

British version of ass twinkies

he is such an arse crumpet

by junkiejungwoo November 9, 2010