This phenomenon involves the making of an extortionate amount of money from an individual or group of people with little or no discernable talent.
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A funny, intelligent, honest, not to mention sexy judge on American Idol. Yes, the show is shit. He, however, is not. He's the only judge who actually has an opinion, and he gives it freely. He speaks his mind.
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Get the Simon Cowell mug.A judge on American Idol who is known for being brutally honest towards contestants. However, little do people know that Mr. Cowell is simply playing a role; he is often considered to be the 'bitchy one' out of the trio which people either love him or hate him for.
Simon is often worshipped by naive tweens for being 'harsh' or 'badass', when in reality he is only a token critic.
Simon is often worshipped by naive tweens for being 'harsh' or 'badass', when in reality he is only a token critic.
Simon Cowell himself even admitted that part of his antics were for sheer publicity reasons, not because he actually cared about giving a proper critique.
by Pragmatic Realist December 12, 2007
Get the Simon Cowell mug.for the record there is no such thing as 'british idol'. we dont all need some simple stab at patriotism to get us to watch a programme. also he doesnt earn millions for doing nothing. he has signed many big names and hardly makes anything comparitivly from any of the idols
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Boy:I just completed guitar hero on extreme for every song!
Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.
Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.
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