crotchety

grumpy, bitchy, cow-faced, describing an old person

Drive faster you crotchety old lady!

by crazyaly July 1, 2005

couche

a mix between a cunt and a douche.

sally you are such a couche.

by gimmeSomeBread January 21, 2009

Crochester, NY

A term used to describe Rochester, NY, and it's tundra-ass weather. There is absolutely nothing to do in Rochester, except drinking and video games. Not that that's always a bad thing, but Rochester still sucks.

"Dude, you live in Crochester?"
"Yee"
"I'm so sorry"

by Martov March 1, 2005

crouchcritters

crouchcritters are simply crablice or any other foreign critter in or around the pubic area.

"Damn! dat nasty bitch give me her crouchcritters!"

by your ex ho December 18, 2004

Coucheed

Receiving head (oral sex) atop a couch

Bobby got some good coucheed last night from becky

by Teegeeboi January 1, 2018

Couchercise

A made-up word that is neither funny nor unique from that horribly annoying cricket wireless commercial.

It's supposed to be a hybrid of the words 'couch' and 'exercise', meaning exerting physical activity from one's couch, which is obviously paradoxical.

Person A: "Hey, does couchercise still count as exercise?"
Person B: "Why are you quoting that awful t.v. commercial?"

by 747800987 August 10, 2020

crouching sapnap

crouching callahan is better smh

"crouching sapnap"
"get him"

by yeahhhhno May 14, 2021