Crotchmonkey

This is a variety of teenage/adolescent female who tries to gain favored status with teenage males by always sitting on their lap. They also like to sit on the laps of older men to gain the same status.

Hey Son, tell Kelly to stop sitting on everyone's lap around here like a Crotchmonkey.

by 60 Central March 18, 2008

Crotched

This is where a polevault noob jumps at the bar and gets one leg on each side. Thereby crushing his/her testes/lack-of-testes.

Pole vault veteran: "Dude the bar owned that kid"
Pole vault veteran 2: "Yeah man, he got crotched bad"
Pole vault veteran: "DAAAAAAMN!"

by idonotgotojudd June 2, 2009

Crotchular

A unisex word for the under-the-pants-organs.

Male use of the word: "Dude, she found me cheating and kicked me in the (crotchular) region"

Female use of the word: "Girl, I was with a hottie lastnight and now my (crotchular) region burns"

by Carla G. January 6, 2008

Crotched the camera

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."

"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."

by Ellbee February 1, 2009

Crotchteded

To accidentally "crotch pocket" an item. To accidentally place an item in the general area of your crotch.

Woah, sorry dude, I crotchteded your cell phone.

by itsworthashot September 5, 2009

Crotchhustler

A guy who is a pimp, a playa, a stud, gets the girls

Chick: u still w her?
JP: who?
Chick: ur gf?
JP: which one?
Chick: omg - ur such a crotchhustler

by calinestonyford May 7, 2010

Crotchbutt

When you can see the lower part of the butt from the front, beneath the crotch. Also known as "reverse ass cleavage".

I love the photo of this posing bikini model - the crotchbutt look turns me on.

by KatanaDK2 February 6, 2012