Croaking

To be laughing so hard you can't breathe. Or to find something very amusing. Another way of saying "I'm dying!! " or "I'm dead"

"Oh my gosh that was so funny, I'm croaking."

by Meme Gal lol x October 22, 2018

Croaking

When a girl gives you head while spread out in a leapfrog position and uses just her tongue to make you ejaculate. She hops away with your cum and stores it in her inflated throat.

Guy 1: how was the Jessica’s head man?
Guy 2: it was great she was croaking so hard 😊

by lil frio September 26, 2020

Crating

The act of going out on dates with someone of the opposite sex who you consider just to be your friend.

Bob and I are not dating he said we should just be friends so we are crating.
Bob and I are officially crating.

by jpraey October 16, 2020

croaking

Cumming and shitting in ones mouth then thrusting the back to see the shit and cum fly from ones mouth therefore croaking it up

The woman was croaked up until the point of no return by the big black man. She was croaking.

by Shah da d BigDick July 6, 2021

Coating the bro

Similar to the game soggy waffle. Once the first male falls asleep it is the duty of all present men to jerk off until completion and finish on the bros face.

Dude, Josh is asleep. That means it’s time for coating the bro

by RedLion6599 December 7, 2022

Croasting

When a train is rolling in to the station four minutes early so it slows down to a smooth roll as it glides in. A portmanteau of 'coasting' and 'roasting'.

The 5:18 train is now the 5:14 train--look at that thing croasting into the station!

by mequickwantslow November 16, 2023

Creating

The process by which humans were created, when the devil shoved a retarded parrot in a diseased monkey.

Wow you really creating that exam, I'm guessing you're dropping the class...

by Juncture April 27, 2024