by James Please Marry Me October 20, 2020
Get the Cracking Eggs mug.To repay a small amount of money borrowed from a friend years after it was initially promised to be paid back. Payment methods include, but are not limited to: coupons, change found in the couch cushions, excuses, making the friend drive 30 miles to collect $5 and a buy one get one Steak and Shake coupon, asking you for part of a payment back for rent because of a miscalculation, etc...
Btw, David Couch, I'm still waiting on that last $100 of that loan, bitch! You couching out bastard!
Btw, David Couch, I'm still waiting on that last $100 of that loan, bitch! You couching out bastard!
David calls Ryan and promises that he has $75 to make as a payment on a $500 loan from Ryan. He asks Ryan to drive to the Junction (J2, an under-21 club). Ryan drives over eagerly expecting $75.
David: Hey...sorry I don't have all the money right now. We can go in and hang out for a bit. Also, here is $6.50 and a coupon for buy one get one free Now & Laters at Shell.
Ryan: What happened to the $75?
David: Sorry man. I had to make a payment on my girlfriend's fake titties. I had to make them TWO HANDFULS.
Ryan: I had a feeling you'd be couching out on me.
David: Hey...sorry I don't have all the money right now. We can go in and hang out for a bit. Also, here is $6.50 and a coupon for buy one get one free Now & Laters at Shell.
Ryan: What happened to the $75?
David: Sorry man. I had to make a payment on my girlfriend's fake titties. I had to make them TWO HANDFULS.
Ryan: I had a feeling you'd be couching out on me.
by DeezNuttsi June 10, 2011
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by MR REID December 10, 2007
Get the cotching mug.Example statement: Dude my girl friend is coming over so pick up your shit.
Example of wise cracking: Yea dude thats cool. Ill grab you some penicilin while im at it.
Example of wise cracking: Yea dude thats cool. Ill grab you some penicilin while im at it.
by Mr.Blumpkin420 June 27, 2008
Get the wise cracking mug.when someone sneaks behind other people's backs to manipulate them for their own benefit. Like cockroaches, they run whenever the lights are turned on. A couple of people in particular were my inspiration for this term.
when someone goes behind your back to try to turn a situation to their advantage, that person is roaching.
by roach hater May 21, 2011
Get the roaching mug.Flirtation with someone, whether it be someone known rather well, or a stranger you've decided looks pleasing to the eye.
by harroface January 2, 2011
Get the Cracking on mug.1. (v) A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each others clitoris to orgasm.
2. (v) when a male or female has two penises inserted any combo of his/her mouth, anus, or vagina, but is most commonly done in the anus and vagina
2. (v) when a male or female has two penises inserted any combo of his/her mouth, anus, or vagina, but is most commonly done in the anus and vagina
1. Dude did you see those two chicks crashing police horses in the bathroom?
2. Last night me and my buddy crashed police horses with the girl from my biology class. It was incredible and uncomfortable all at the same time.
2. Last night me and my buddy crashed police horses with the girl from my biology class. It was incredible and uncomfortable all at the same time.
by tdac90 June 19, 2010
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