Ass Crispy

An ass crispy: the lint at the top of your asscrack mixed with sweat and discharge after strenuous activity. The color varies depending on the undergarment color you are wearing. Commonly mistaken for dingleberries.

Ewww! Don't flick your ass crispy at me!

by Kevin Pacella June 21, 2008

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Crispy Concords

A Fucking Legend

You wish you were Crispy Concords

by Dudeitsme19 December 15, 2020

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Chicken Crimpy

The accidental act of one testicle slipping from your tight fitting underpants or budgie smugglers and being trapped between underpant and thigh.

Rushing to be first in the pool Luiz's poorly fitting budgie smugglers caused a rather embarrassing Chicken Crimpy to emerge that didnt delight family or friends

by baggers September 25, 2014

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Crispy As Fuck

The sate of being so absurdly baller' that you surpass any level of baller' any other baller' may be.

Baller1: "Son, are you going to the great lawn today?"
Baller2: "HELL YES BRO, I'm CRISPY AS FUCK"

by I'M CRISPY AS FUCK SON May 4, 2009

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crispy criminal

A criminal who is crispy.

someone who farts on the couch too much

When you act like that it makes me think you're a crispy criminals

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

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crispy tortilla

When a person prematurely ejaculates while wearing his underwear and then the ejaculatory fluid later hardens and becomes crispy, yet flaky, like a tortilla.

Matt- "Hey Zac how did your date go with Tristan?"

Zac- "Dude, she dry humped the shit out of me and gave me a crispy tortilla."

Matt- "Way to go Zac, way to go."

by Duke 0f York February 20, 2009

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