That one douche bag on every lacrosse team that rips shot from the top of the crease right at the goalies shins or head. Probably a Junior or Senior who didn’t make varsity because he’s such a dick For some reason they usually go by a name that starts with a J like Jack, Jared, Jake or Jacob.
Goalie: Dude, Jack is such a crease cranker can you tell him to fuck off?
Crease Defenseman: Yeah he rips his shots into my balls sometimes. I think I’m gonnna wack him in the dick with my stick later.
Crease Defenseman: Yeah he rips his shots into my balls sometimes. I think I’m gonnna wack him in the dick with my stick later.
by DeMSWaGiN15 February 10, 2018
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by Savethisworld September 19, 2019
Get the Ass Crease Grease mug.One who attends church exactly twice per year, on Easter and Christmas, resulting in overcrowding. Necessitates regular churchgoers to arrive 45 minutes earlier than normal in order to find a parking space and a seat.
Wife: Honey, get the kids ready for church.
Husband: But it's forty five minutes early.
Wife: I know. It's Easter. If we don't leave now, the creasters will get all the good seats.
Husband: But it's forty five minutes early.
Wife: I know. It's Easter. If we don't leave now, the creasters will get all the good seats.
by Jimsdun March 24, 2008
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by Dannboi April 19, 2014
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by Live And Learn January 6, 2014
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Generally this phrase is used in NYC.
Term is a double edged sword which pays homage to the professional homosexuals in Chelsea.
Generally this phrase is used in NYC.
Term is a double edged sword which pays homage to the professional homosexuals in Chelsea.
Fake Setting: Limerick Pub NYC
Damian: Yo son these salty nuts taste so good with my creamy stout
Damian: No Chelsea
Marcos: Nah son I know what you mean these sausages are extra delishwith my sex on the beach
Marcos: No Chelsea
Damian: Yo son these salty nuts taste so good with my creamy stout
Damian: No Chelsea
Marcos: Nah son I know what you mean these sausages are extra delishwith my sex on the beach
Marcos: No Chelsea
by Ronzula July 6, 2008
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