oil crash

The occurance of a recession or depression due to the peaking and subsequent decline of oil production.

Gas at $4.10 per gallon will undoubtedly cause an oil crash.

by Mswartz July 3, 2008

Flash crash

A brief but drastic drop in the value of stocks; can be triggered by investor fears or simple human error (adding a few too many zeros to the end of your stock sell).

Dude, you watchin CNBC??? The Dow's dropped 1000 points in like 5 minutes, but now it's back up again! It's a flash crash!

by JCEtterus May 19, 2010

computer crash

when your computers hard drive is holding so much porn that it just simply quits.

bob:why doesnt your computer work?

jon:i was watching porn and it just stopped working

bob:sounds like a computer crash!

by dont shoot March 5, 2011

International Crash the Mustang Day

The day Juice Wrld died and as he said in one of his songs “crash the mustang no saleen.” It is only respectable for the day of his death to be represented as crash the mustang day. It will take place December 8th every year.

Are you going to crash your mustang for international crash the mustang day

by Michaelromero February 28, 2020

Walking Car Crash

A walking car crash usually applies to people who are just a complete mess but try to advise other people how to live their lives. These people are unaware that they're like this but for others around them or who know them it's like watching a car crash only it's a human. Yes Seán, of course it could be said 'human car crash' would be more fitting but 'walking car crash' SOUNDS BETTER TO ME, OK!?

"He said I should try this new medication."

"Sure he's a WALKING CAR CRASH why would you take advice from him??"

by dats wight wabbit July 13, 2022

crash dummy

any person who you can get to take the fall for you knowing that it will most likely end up in a bad situation.

person 1 "go get my work before the laws see it"

person 2 "where its at"

person 1 "its under the steps, dont let'em see you"

person 2 "aight i got it"

person 3 "i can't believe he went on that crash dummy mission"

person 1 "you know i got this"

by BigOreo June 26, 2006

Crashy Smashy Die Die Die

A song written and sung by Foxxy Love and produced by Spanky ham from the animated series drawn together on Comedy Central. The Song is about the deaths of the 4 members of the Foxxy 5 which were run over by Foxxy and caused her to write a song about the event.

Foxxy: splattered cross the hood, bloody guts and pain! (squishy squishy, my oh my!)
Compound fracture, punctured lung, bashed in brains! (crashy smashy die die die!)
Crunchy cracky smacky wacky - all that's left
Is best friend puddin' topped with asphalt death...
Hey crashy smashy...
Crash and die! (crashy smashy my oh my!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy die die die!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy my oh my!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy die die die!)

Crashy Smashy Die Die Die is written and sung by Foxxy Love and produced by Spank Ham

by jewproducer16 April 28, 2012