crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for 'fuck' on some online forums and chat rooms.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch February 18, 2009

crapitude

something that looks terrible

This painting is a swirling miasma of crapitude

by steve austin July 20, 2004

crappit

fuck! shit! fuck!

<dude that tigers eating your leg.>
crappit!

by phil McCrevice October 20, 2003

Crapitalize

To unnecessarily capitalize a word.

Most poets crapitalize.
For example, Emily Dickinson crapitalizes several times in the following poem:

"Within my Garden, rides a Bird
Upon a single Wheel—
Whose spokes a dizzy Music make
As 'twere a travelling Mill—"

by technirsew&elylracs August 29, 2010

craptitude

A measurment of how bad someone has to crap.

When I woke up this morning I had to shit so bad my craptitude must have been at 95%.

by fader0003 July 29, 2008

crapnid

a person who collects faeceas. they then sell them on for more money.

sean prangle sold some crap. he was called a crapnid

by weeman May 24, 2003

Crapitulate

v. To settle a dispute between two parties in which both end up being sleighted

v. To end a fight under pressure of a third party when you never really wanted to end the dispute in the first place and most likely still harbor a considerable amount of ill-wil for the person with which you were fighting

Cornwallias: "So I heard you and Gwendolyn stopped arguing and got back together."

Xavier: "Yeah, I still hate her but we crapitulated."

by CocytusBreath September 8, 2009