cramping

Something a female will tell you to hint that she's on her period

Wyd later ?
I don't feel like doing anything at all I'm cramping

Say no more .

by californiachickkk March 29, 2015

Craving

Munchies for people that aren't high

Man, i'm really Craving some Ramen right now regardless of the fact that i don't know what pot is. *consumes noodles* *instant ejaculation*

by FiveMinutesTill August 11, 2010

Craving

Something out there Im craving for not sure if it spiritual or lustfull something about something I want.

Alice : I'm craving for a step beyond reality!
Mad hatter: it's called light!

by BrainonFire July 4, 2019

Craning

The act of somebody actively pretending to be minding their own business and diligently completing their own work, but in reality sticking their head out, like a crane, and copying their predator's hard work and claiming it to be their own.

Damn't Dylan, Quit craning my friggin homework!

by cranemaster123 May 19, 2014

Crapintines Day

When you're single and nauseated by all the supposedly "happy" couples making goo goo eyes and calling each other shmoopy around you.

Great another fucking Crapintines Day alone

by steve austin September 19, 2005

crazingtons

A fictional disease one uses to explain peculiar symptoms one cannot link to any specific ailment.

An inexplicable change in appearance or personality could be caused by the sudden onset of crazingtons.

A.K.A Crazingtons Disease

Man, what's up with that douche? He's probably got crazingtons or something.

by Shaz_Mazoo October 9, 2006

Crapigator

Crapigators are mythical giant mutated alligators who were once baby alligators that some idiot flushed down the toilet long, long ago. Now the mythical Crapigator inhabits city sewer systems all across America. In Florida, they really do have Crapigators. Florida Crapigators not only live the sewers but also inhabit drainage ditches, storm water canals AND your back yard. Florida Crapigators favorite snack foods are fresh Chihuahua and toddlers.

Headline from The Weekly World News: "Giant Crapigators invade a Florida preschool school, eat 12 babies and mate with teachers!!!"

Headline from The Weekly World News the following week: “Mutant Human/Crapigator hybrid babies born in Miami!!”

by Londa Zack June 1, 2007