catapult

someone who is better than you in every single way. They're so perfect they will make your voice sound high pitched and make you look short. They are so perfect they make you feel as if they could catapult you back to your father. like a kid getting sent back home.

Person 1: God, he makes me look like a loser.
Person 2: He's your catapult.

by redder_dominator February 19, 2021

Catapult Nightmare

A rare phenomenon where a person uncontrollably bolts upright in bed and screams at the top of their lungs during the climax of a horrible nightmare. The nightmare in question almost, if not always involves the dreamer in a scary situation where they are about to be killed while also being completely helpless to stop it. But just when the unfortunate dreamer is killed/is about to be killed, the phenomenon occurs. Bonus points if it's a lucid dream.

In one episode of The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon experiences a catapult nightmare when he has a vivid dream where Santa Claus appears in his living room and is about to kill him with a giant cannon as revenge for a ridiculous comment he made in a roleplay earlier that day that involved giving Santa a very hard kick in his "Bowl full of jelly" and feeding him to ogres.

As soon as Santa lights the fuse on the cannon, Sheldon wakes up and immediately positions himself upright while screaming for Leonard, and the episode ends.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 24, 2021

catapult

A y shaped weapon used by travellers to shoot ball bearings and wheelnuts, probably while they ride a horse wagon.

used my catapult to take that swan out! mothers life i take oath i hit it

by Bigboy packet August 25, 2021

Campapult

Essentially the same as a regular catapult however defined by the overtly camp way in which the user holds the weapon.

Check the state of that shirt-lifter trying to shoot his campapult. He's like Gary Tank Commander picking a cherry out his boyfriend's backside.

by Splocious January 20, 2024

Catapultachairphobia

The fear of being hit with a flying chair

Don’t throw chairs Tomoki has catapultachairphobia

by FuckReformTorta February 3, 2025

catapultifying

To launch something or someone forward rapidly and powerfully, especially toward success or change.

This opportunity is catapultifying me into a whole new level.

by Kaku Xapnax Sb April 21, 2025

financial catapult

usually the last few days or the second week of a pay period during which most if not all the money from a previous paycheck has been spent, most of it on bills, debts, and food, leaving very little left for leisure. A prevalent feature of the lives of young adults

dammit, I have 10 bucks left which I need for gas, gonna be in a financial catapult the rest of this week!

by UM North Quad July 26, 2012