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Crastle

The proper way to define a painting of a castle which is currently unfinished.
Cass- “can you paint the doors next?”
Mal- “Sure, the crastle looks great so far!”
Lakota- “what the fuck did you just say?”
by Clever claps February 4, 2023
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Crintle

When some one is a crime boss who frequently and furiously masturbates, if not masturbating it is any form of self-pleasure. Crintles on occasion pleasure them-selfs with their most trusted men present.
"Big boss Travis is a real crintle"
by BROGATROTLE November 19, 2023
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Crandlebox

A compact totebox on wheels that doubles as a portable break room and carryall which houses the necesarry items to facilitate all current and unforseen medical situations as well as sustenance to manage life critical conditions such as pre diabetes and or Runaway Thyroid Disorder A.K.A. RTD.
This handy device immediately excuses its user from any and all immediate duties in order to attend

such emergencies on site. When used correctly, the Crandlebox appears as a guardian symbol to protect against any discriminatory practices with its looming threat of liability. A very effective shield against any questioning authority.
Little miss MAGA locks sat on her Crandlebox eating her curds and whey; along came a manager and sat down beside her and asked "Are you going to do any work today?"
by anonymous March 11, 2025
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Caudal and Cantle

A term commonly used when a male human has attempted to mate with a horse, but said horse has decided to bolt for freedom while unfortunately tangling itself to the spurs of the ‘horse riders’ boots resulting in them being pulled along the ground, covered in hay, excrement and an erection the size of a snake.
Have you seen John since the Caudal and Cantle? I don’t think he’ll be getting that veterinarian of the year award after all.

I was into Caudal and Cantle before TikTok made it mainstream

Caudal and Cantle is not something your father talks about at the Actuaries Annual Gala darling!
by CrudePierre November 3, 2021
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operation jingle jangle chris crangle

fuck idk i got it from matt rose
my fav movie is operation jingle jangle chris crangle
no it's not
by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022
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