crackilate

to define what's going on

What's crackilatin'

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

crackslut

basically the same as crackwhore. There are some subtle differences though. Someone who gives sex for crack money is the definition of crack whore. A crack slut claims that they need the money to buy crack and give sex, but really have enough money without giving sex for crack, and give sex anyways. So basically they are sluts, who are addicted to crack, but dont need the money from the sex.

Person 1: A crackslut is having sex with my dad in my bedroom.
Person 2: Shutup bitch
Dad: Heres some crack money
Crackslut: Thanks

by cyrus N October 20, 2005

crackpod

Referring to the addictive nature of the iPod.

Once you have an iPod, you will wear it around your arm, hold it in your hand, or keep in in your pocket - never letting go of your music again. If you misplace the Crackpod, you will probably be freaking out until you find it again.

Some quotes:
"Have you seen my Crackpod? This can't be happening"

"I just got this cool orange armband that really secures my Crackpod when running down hills"

by Liquid Spirit May 28, 2006

African Crockpot

A sexual maneuver in which the male purchases a 12 piece bucket of chicken from a local KFC restaurant of any variety; original, extra crispy, etc., cuts a hole in the bottom of said bucket and places his penis into the opening. Gravy is then poured into the bucket thus creating a "crockpot". The male then selects a female to feed upon the chicken as an offering of gratitude for the act to follow. The female then fellates the male. As she is performing the fellatio, the male feeds upon the remaining chicken in the bucket.

Yo, Pete! I heard Josh gave her the African Crockpot!

by Eff Tea Bee Oh January 31, 2009

Crockpot

The act of farting in a car while locking the windows so other riders can't roll them down to relieve the stench, sealing in the smell like a crockpot. This is best done while the heat is on to maximize the odor.

Sally and I took a road trip the other day and I crockpotted her.

by NealP November 10, 2007

Maniac crackpot douchebag

Someone who has no credibility on any subject anywhere.

Most politicians are maniac crackpot douchebags.

by oldhoss December 25, 2020

crackslut

a woman or man who will hang out with someone/do the dirty for crack or another mild altering substance.

Look at you, you look like a crackslut.

by crackslut27 January 15, 2009