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Cracking jokes

A person speaking with dellusion or being unreasonable.
Him: I wan't $500 for this second hand CD.
Her: You're cracking jokes.
by Blair Thumper April 1, 2005
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cracking the flags

by Simon lad broughton July 10, 2015
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Cracking a Jolly

The process of toxic air pushing it's was out through one's ass-cheeks; farting
Oh God, Fletch cracked a jolly!
by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003
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cracking stuff

Person 1: I'm moving to Your town next week. You better be there to party!

Person 2: Course dude this has prosecs written all over it. Cracking stuff!
by Prosecs December 17, 2013
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Cracking buns

When y’all are fuckin
Aye bro can’t talk me and Ava cracking buns
by On gulius November 2, 2019
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Acorn Cracking

1. The process of exposing ineptness, fraud and corruption in government, businesses, institutions and by persons in American Society by means of making public on youtube, or internet publication hard evidence captured on video, voice recording, surveliance and public record documents.

2. Busting persons on the public payroll engaged in criminal acts by publishing evidence on the internet such as video evidence on youtube.
1. The Arizona residents may have saved their lives by "acorn cracking" Arizona's Department of Health Services as well as the City of Peoria's police, city officials and employees on youtube with video and audio recordings of an actual ambush, attack and assault of several unknown agents using the youtube name WhistleBlowerJob.

2. The activists quickly left to do some acorn cracking with video evidence of police abuse and a Bart Station murder captured on a cellphone that appeared on youtube within a few hours of the killing.
by Dynamic Thought Adjuster September 20, 2009
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Cracking my head off

To be laughing hard. A cross between cracking up and laughing my head off. Cracking my head off.

CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!
The lady in Wal-Mart was dressed in such a bad outfit, I was cracking my head off!!
by coopernapkin April 17, 2010
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