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Snap your Carrot

A slang term used to indicate when a male masturbates.
EXAMPLE 1:
June: "Hey, Wally... Wally... W A L L Y ! !"
Wally: "Jesus Christ, Mom, What?"
June: "Are you gonna help me or are you just gonna sit around all day and snap your carrot?"

EXAMPLE 2:
Ward: "June, have you seen Wally?"
June: "I think he went upstairs to snap his carrot."
by Barn Breath January 1, 2017
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The horny carrot

A sexual move where you hide a carrot in a room and you proceed to have sexual intercorse(preferably from behind)in that room you will sneakily take the carrot and shove it in the anus of your sexual partner and then take off running
Tyler- I pulled the horny carrot on that sexy girl the other day
by Barry mccockener March 24, 2019
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Brodie Eating Carrots

A truly superior being who consumes only carrots in the holiest manor. We as humans do not deserve to be amongst him.
Did you pay homage to Brodie eating carrots?
Who’s the dark shadow in my room at night. Oh, that’s Brodie eating carrots.
by Shygvy March 15, 2022
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Corroboree

A religious dance for Aboriginals. Usually taken place around a very large camp fire fuelled by various stolen objects and flammable items.
"Bloody hell, the Boongs next door are having another Corroboree. Go and check if the back shed is locked.
by Xaypock March 24, 2003
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dirty bag of carrots

Girl that is not necessarily classically good looking or sexy, but looks like she would be good in bed.
She's not the best looking girl in here, but she certainly looks like a dirty bag of carrots.
by 68guns March 18, 2009
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Carrot Account

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an account run by 12 year olds(or someone that acts that age)m probably curses every .2 seconds, has a lot of ugly links in their tagline and they have a huge, *huge* about section with either no layouts or like 5 layouts one after the other. They use “XD” “:3” unironically and probably believe they are quirky. Most of them fakes mental illnesses too. In addition, they don’t have a square pfp and their background/abouts NEVER match their abouts.
Gachalife kids and 12 year olds usually run carrot accounts here on quotev dot com
by @inferior on quotev May 17, 2020
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smashing your carrot

hey whats going on are you smashing your carrot I knew i shoulndt have let you look at that nuddie mag
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com April 7, 2007
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