CoronaVirus

A bitch.

Omg I HATE them !!!

Well, after all, it is CoronaVirus.....

by Bratfink April 9, 2020

BCV (Before Coronavirus)

The acronym for the time before COVID-19 spread around the world.

I used to shake hands when I met people BCV (Before Coronavirus).

by gdmitchy March 21, 2020

Coronavirus

Noun. A debilitating illness causing headaches, nausea, vomiting, and severe dehydration. Recent studies have shown that coronavirus infection rates spike in coastal settings, on or around May 6th, and strangely enough the day after Mexican Futbol victories.

Bro, Cinco De Mayo was off the hoook! Yeah, but I got mad Coronavirus, holmes. I need a michelada pronto!

by TBizzle78 January 21, 2020

coronavirus

stay safe kids. wash yah hands. brush yah teeth. carry hand sanitizer w/ you wherever you go. practice good hygiene. shower everyday. dont be making out w/ y’all’s significant others.

eg; “oml, he’s got the coronavirus! stay away. he needs to be quarantined!”

“are you serious?!? he needs to see someone!”

by missboujee💦🤤💸 March 5, 2020

Coroner's Cloth

Repeated flushing will not get rid of that turd which is so large it wont go down the loo after several attempts. It needs time to soak before its ready to be dispatched, but who likes to find poo floating in a loo?

The decent and well mannered thing to do is to lay a large piece of toilet paper, a "Coroner's cloth" over said turd, giving it time and dignity while it decomposes, before being flushed by the next user.

Who left this huge floater in here? They could have at least left a Coroner's cloth over it.

by motorbiking November 22, 2010

Coronavirus Tour

College kids traveling around the country with $20 flights knowing that coronavirus for their demographic just means the sniffles so they aren’t risking much. Online college courses mean that they can study from anywhere

For our next stop on the Coronavirus Tour, let’s mob Florida or maybe Rhinebeck

by chxndler March 14, 2020

Coronavirus

A shittyass virus who put us here today and e fuckin quarantined

"Coronavirus is coming wheres your facemasks !?"

by Ya.tu.sabe.the 3 May 2, 2020