rounding the coroner

As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.

Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".

by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020

Coronational

(n.)- A person from a nation where the Coronavirus (Covid-19) has infected more than 10,000 people.

Tim: "Those visiting Chinese professors were stopped at the airport yesterday."

Jill: "I hope they quarantined those Coronationals immediately!"

by KnowPsyUniverse April 3, 2020

Coronation Street

The worst TV show in British history, its been going on for 60 years ffs

mum: hey do you want to watch the new Coronation Street episode
son: fuck off mum

by Archieology January 5, 2024

Going Coronal

Something spreading physically, emotionally, economically and digitally at an epic and unprecedented rate.

Damn, the run on toilet paper is GOING CORONAL!

by Twangled March 16, 2020

coron

A moron scared of the coronavirus

Have you seen all those corons wearing masks ?

by g4illou March 13, 2020

Coronation Street

Load of shit

Coronation street is the shittiest tv show in the world

by lmaoPiracy February 9, 2024

coroner

someone with corona (covid-19) / displaying covid symptoms

coroner: COUGH COUGH WHEEEEZE COFF COFF SPLUTTER POP SPIT HAAAAWK PTOOOO COUGH COUGH CAAAAAAAAAAGFF
person 1: oh my fuck ?? yo move away from that coroner
person 2: oh shit thanks the fuck

by poopsharterr August 21, 2021