Chestache

(A derivative of the word "mustache.") To have an inordinate amount of chest hair that only grows on the pectorals leaving the stomach area bare.

1. Bill took off his shirt off at the pool, only to reveal he had a chestache!

2. I had to get waxed because of my chestache.

by solman November 20, 2010

Clipstache

A mustache sported by a supervisor or some other person of medial authority with severe "importance issues". Usually a male with an aggressively trimmed mustache who is innately attached to his clipboard.

Employee1: "Did you see Carl today?"

Employee2: "Yes, his clipstache looks better than ever"

by stashmaster August 17, 2012

coontache

Countach. Nice way to describe a person that is usually known as a cunt.

That horrible person acted as a "coontache".

by set1instone May 19, 2014

Coontache

It's a nicer way of describing someone instead of directly calling them a cunt.

Dude, that chick is really pissing me off, she is such a coontache.

Honey, Please stop acting like a coontache

by Boomdog70 February 1, 2018

copstacking

A 15 hour conversation between two or more members of the PD

Wrangler , Devine , and Toretti sat in MRPD for 3 hours copstacking deciding who was right in the scenerio

by nopepickle April 3, 2021

Cumstache

When you bust a nut in someone’s face and they wipe it off and the little bit of cum left over is on their mustache

Billy was giving me head and I gave him a cumstache

by FreeChoppaboy January 16, 2022

italian crustache

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti

Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache

by Bob1279 April 12, 2021