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courageous flatulence

A loud (often foul) retort to an unwarranted accusation.
Mellisa accused me of checking out her bff. While she was in middle of her tirade I answered her with courageous flatulence. She was left stunned, disgusted. The conversation concluded, the day won.
by Shakesmear May 11, 2022
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liquid courage

Any alcoholic beverage that turns a person mean, brave or excited.

Named for the instant burst of courage (and often stupidity) that comes from drinking it.
Before I stomp a mudhole in this dude's ass, I'm gonna need some liquid courage.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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facebook courage

when a person will say something on facebook about someone but wouldnt say it to their face in fear of the consequences, usually sent to people who live a considerable driving distance away so that retribution wouldnt be worth the drive to seek the person out.
did you hear nathaniel talking so harshly to matt last night on facebook. That was some real facebook courage because if matt were still over here he would definately whoop some ass
by moviebuff matt September 3, 2010
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suitcase of courage

A ridiculous metaphor used by certain individuals of an English descent to describe a phenomenal performance on a bicycle. It is typically only used by those who have zero grasp on reality, and are in complete denial that the truth means anything to them personally.

Punctuated typically by the use of the incorrect name of the individual being referred to, and usually corrected by a sidekick.
Lance Armstrong is digging deep in his suitcase of courage to drop whathisforeignsoundingnamethatIcan'tpronounce" "Wait Phil, that's not Lance, that's Floyd Landis
by UCI Overlord November 24, 2011
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Courage The Cowardly Dog

A very cowardly dog with an ironic yet funny name. And watch the show you dipshits.
Have you heard of Courage The Cowardly Dog?
Fuck No.
Kill yourself you uncultured swine.
by I don't know what this word me November 8, 2018
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Courage

Courage is the story in which a strict philosophy teacher gives his class a difficult final exam for which they are given several sheets of paper to answer the question "what is courage?". While all the students begin to write, one student picks up their paper, walks to the front of the room, slams it on the teacher's desk and says "this is." before leaving the room. The student got the only 100 in the class.
Man, it took James some wicked courage to say that to the teacher's face!
by SheildMaiden May 6, 2011
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Screw your courage to the sticking place

Lady Macbeth is telling Macbeth to grow some balls so they can go kill King Duncan.
Macbeth:
If we should fail?
Lady Macbeth:
We fail?
But screw your courage to the sticking place,
And we'll not fail.
by Illegalkitty January 22, 2017
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