chili cookoff

When all the bathroom stalls are full, and you have to shit so bad you have to go between another dudes open legs.

"I had to go so bad, and Fred was in the port-a-potty. Luckily he finished quickly, otherwise we would have held a chili cookoff!"

by BDReeser January 15, 2009

poop cocoon

When someone shits in a sleeping bag.

Last night I couldn't control my bowels, so I turned Jerry's sleeping bag into a poop cocoon while he was asleep.

by asian_zing April 21, 2011

coooooooo

sound made by an employee of The Betesh Group after working there for at least 1 year

"coooooooo" expressed exasperated Betesh employee after listening to another ridiculous rant by the boss after a late meeting on a Friday.

"coooooooo" whimpered a defeated Betesh employee late Sunday night in anticipation of an awful work week to come.

by beteshhater March 11, 2010

cooloquial

When you speak slang, but so that everyone else wishes they could carry it off like you

P:"Hal speaks very cooloquial, innit"
T:"Yea, aussie but too cool"

by priko September 26, 2007

Cookout Faced

A term referring to the experience after drinking large quantities of Cookout Burger's milkshakes in one sitting.

This is term is mostly used by people who don't drink alcohol. It's their equivalent of getting sh*t faced.

Customer: "Hey I would like to get a strawberry cheesecake milkshake, a banana pudding milkshake, and a peanut butter milkshake."

Cashier: "Are you asking for those separately or mixed together?"

Customer: "Separately"

Cashier: "Oh, I see, you going to bring some for your friends?"

Customer: "Nah, I'm about to get cookout faced after drinking these."

by Welcomematt June 17, 2013

Cocooned Butterfly

A term used to describe a 'closeted' homosexual or bisexual male

"I think my friend is a cocooned butterfly"

by archergirl19 March 13, 2015

Cookoolockhead

When a person is being crazy, weird, a dork, being silly, or acting odd.

im a cookoolockhead also known as a dork

by Tiger Love January 16, 2017