Condom Conundrum

When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.

"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."

by Old Bae December 3, 2017

physics conundrum

Just two guys, pissing in each others mouths.

Hey, did you participate in last nights physics conundrum?

by Xeakae December 5, 2020

Toilet Conundrum

A problem occurring to you whilst you are on the toilet.

"Damn man, last night i had a panic attack while I was taking a shit, serious toilet conundrum."

by chrischanlover69 January 1, 2022

Knevil conundrum

When you chance it by not wearing a condom for whatever reason and the chick gives you an STD.

Bro 1: GAWD IM STUPID! I should of wrapped it with Treniese! Thot gave me 3 STDs.
Bro 2: LOL you dumb fuck she is hawt and that pussy has been crushed like a monster jam. You got yourself in a knevil conundrum.

by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023

Kalal conundrum

When you facetiously offer someone sexual favors to thank someone and then they take you up on it, putting you in an awkward situation

Person 1: Thank you for bailing me out, I owe you a blowie. Haha

Person 2: I got you, how does Thursday sound?

Person 1: ……..

Person 2: I see you’ve gotten yourself into the Kalal conundrum

by CameronMitchell612 April 1, 2023

The Conundrum

An example of how not to make a YouTube video.

"Oh, have you seen The Conundrum?"
"What the fuck are you doing in my closet."
"Watch NoahIsCanned on Prime video or YouTube!"

by TheCannMann June 12, 2023

The Bautista Conundrum

When a point guard’s duty is to always pass it to the open man, but the open man is Ben every play.

Why does Ben have 20 shots in the first half? Must be The Bautista Conundrum.

by BCLAXO December 9, 2021