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Cottage Cheese Pussy

When a girls vagina looks like cottage cheese during sex, chunky and white.
Her vagina looked like cottage cheese when we had sex. She has a cottage cheese pussy.
by Dontkillmyvibe October 4, 2016
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Lady Cottage

I knocked at lady cottage but she wouldn't let me through the doors, she had a nice front door the backdoor was hanging of it's hinges, the red shutters are down at lady cottage
by Whitebits January 29, 2009
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thatched roof cottages

one of two primary targets of trogdor the burninator... the other target for burnination being the peasants that dwell within them...
"burninating all the people, in their thatched roof COTTAGES!!!!!!"
by squirrely wrath August 5, 2004
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swiss cottage secondary school

School of thoughtful leaders. Kind of a shit school and has almost no money. Doesn't even look like a cottage. They painted it the same color as the school beside it to give an illusion that its bigger than it actually is lmao. But daddy cheng and hoi very nice. Cafe food overpriced but still taste like cock and they always serve food that has been on the floor????
by suzzybaka August 23, 2021
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Asian Contagion

A strong attraction to Asian women. It may be either short lived or a chronic condition.
That bar last night gave me the Asian Contagion. That place was Thai heaven!
by TheRealCubert December 24, 2009
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contagious song syndrome

When one person starts to sing a song close to someone else who then starts to sing the same song subconsciously. Then that person sings it close to someone else and the chain continues.
When Bill started singing "Hotel California" George started singing and then Bob started to sing. Bill set off the contagious song syndrome.
by LEOGEO October 3, 2009
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Cottage Farter

A derogatory term used to define a homosexual male. Originated in Israel for all I know.

Meant to bring to mind the vision of a man, after having another man squirting juices of joy up his colon, being left with no choice to dispose of said juices other than to use nature's exhaust system to spray said juices, now more resembling cottage cheese, all over... wherever.

In short, a man who enjoys farting cum to celebrate him being fucked by another.
Homophobe: Would you look at that stinking COTTAGE FARTER!!
Non-Homophobe: What's wrong with you, dumbfuck? not everyone EATING cottage practices FARTING it as well.
by TomereshefF May 4, 2006
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