Constipated

Being really, really, really stupid or looking very silly.

Gawd, she's so constipated. Just look at the way she dresses and how she thinks that taxes are a medicine.

by Ren February 4, 2005

constipated whale

a wale that has sever digustional problems or a very stinky Ian

that whale is a constipated whale

by Shea&Dee April 10, 2013

constipated sugar

aka a marshmellow

anyone care for some rosted consipated sugar?

by bluliqdsurfergrl April 29, 2003

Constipate

To stop talking shit and concentrate on the task at hand.

Me: i like lollypops
You: me to, especially when the missus sticks it in her #$%^
Me: hahaha, shh now i must CONSTIPATE i have to get this done

by TheMuffanator March 30, 2011

Constipater

A person who has constipation.

Alexa always has constipation. She is a chronic constipater.

by Executive-X January 15, 2025

constipated fuck

People with wide load vaginas. Who make constipated faces while having sex 😂

That girl was such a constipated fuck. Never again will I make love to her

by Yep_it_was_alexandra October 2, 2015

constipated

when nothing comes out of you butt for a long long long long time

constipated chicken

by bb8r2d2starwarsgeek July 25, 2016