cornstipated

When you eat too much corn and it makes you constipated.

You eat too much corn and poop a lot of it.

Ugh, I’ve eaten so much corn recently, I’m cornstipated.

by Sashley04 July 10, 2022

Mentally Constipated

-the feeling of being over-bloated.
-almost at the point of puking.
-being really full

I am mentally constipated.

by TheConstipationExpert February 21, 2011

PG-rated consummated

(Past-tense verb). When a couple kisses on the lips for the first time.

"Things went well with Tina last night. We PG-rated consummated."

Or this term can be mixed with the term GOMO to clarify.

"We PG-rated consummated, but we weren't GOMO.

by Joel Cathey June 10, 2007

constibaited

when your friends have to convince you to go to a party or event, and upon arrival you find that the party is uncomfortably packed

What the hell, Dustin! I told you I didn't want to come. This place is packed! I've been constibaited!

by sawdo January 27, 2010

Constifarted

When you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

I have to fart and im straining but nothing is coming out, I guess i am constifarted.

by SunniBunni September 6, 2010

constipated

This term refers to the phrase "this shits", which means something bad. Obviously, the opposite of shitting would be constipation, thus, if something is good, it is constipated.

This song is really constipated.

by John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmidt October 26, 2007

constipated

something is real hard cant do because somyhing is in the way

mike cant skateboard because its constipated
(twigs an rocks are in the way)

by little drummer boy May 13, 2005