conboobulated

A word to describe an uncomfortable bra that squashes and pinches.

Jenny beat herself up for not washing her clothes before the party. The only clean clothes left in her drawer was a ratty t-shirt and a conboobulated old bra from junior high.

by HotinHuntsville January 16, 2017

Confabulator

Confabulator in Chief - “They stole the election from us!” “I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent!” “Another reason I’m going to win another four years.....Media will tank if I’m not there!” “I was a great student and all this stuff!”

The Confabulator in Chief still believes the election was rigged by the Democrats and the unfair media and is pressuring the VP to declare the election null and void, allowing him to remains as president.

by Sparrow3502 January 6, 2021

Combobulated

When you’re lost for words or confused.

I am so combobulated right now.

by LyonsN July 15, 2020

confukulate

when you are sooo fucking confused its confukulating ...
when your brain is completly brain fried

u confukulate me

by bellaboo18 June 10, 2011

Contabulated

Uberly tired. Exhausted. Completely lacking energy. Sleepy

I was pretty contabulated after that long days' hard work.

by Toodles the Turtle July 17, 2011

combobulated

being surprised, dying inside

cum-bob-you-late-id

synonym : flabbergasted

person 1: damn bruh i’m surprised
person 2: that got you combobulated

by gabybaby87 December 24, 2021

Confabulated

When you are confused as hell

So you wanna lie about getting my dog Pregnant pregnant

What I’m “confabulated”

by Niggatonimemes November 30, 2019